
I was looking forward to my last prenatal appointment (ever!) on Thursday morning. Well, kind of. I mean, how fun is getting in line with all the other pregnant women herded like cattle through a strange conveyor of peeing in cups, being poked and prodded and getting your dreaded bulk weighed? Answer: not much, really. But I really enjoy hearing Jellybean's heartbeat over the monitor.
Of course the drama started again Wednesday night. I was exhausted and sore. My stomach pain flared up again, along with some nice sharp jabs from Jellybean with a side of contractions. In short, I was miserable. Everything between my chin and knees hurt. Cailin got to go to bed nice and early while I retired to the comfy couch downstairs with an equally miserable and bloated Bailey. That dog doesn't leave my side these days. In fact, she was letting toots go against my leg for all she was worth. I could have cried.
I put up with pain, and acid dog farts for a couple hours and was about to heave my bulk into my own bed when Cailin woke up. She was so upset I pulled her out of bed and walked her around the house until I couldn't hold her anymore. We sat down on the couch to give my aching body a rest. She took the opportunity to grab the remote and turn the TV on. We watched a home improvement show for a while - until the couch positively quaked and rumbled. I turned to Cailin and asked her what that noise was. She pointed to her butt and told me, "Poopy!" then laughed hysterically. Apparently she had had a terrible gas pain. After that, she was all smiles and happy. We went downstairs to say good night to Daddy. She told him she had farted. He was so proud.
It took quite a while, but I eventually caught the wee squirming toddler and deposited her back in bed. It took even longer to convince her that she had to go back to sleep. The yelling of the injustice of such an act was long and loud. I retreated back to my couch since it hurt too much to lay down. I was up past 3am.
My phone rang at 8:30am. It was the doctor's office, and I knew they wanted me to come in early as soon as possible since the doctor was leaving on vacation that afternoon. I felt awful and sore. And dreadfully sick to my stomach. I ignored the phone call and tried to get some more sleep. They called the house line. And then called my cell phone back. I checked my messages. They wanted me to come in at 9:45am. That's laughable. I might be able to heave my bulk through their door at that hour, but Cailin simply does not get out of bed before oh, say 11am these days.
I rested for a while yet, then decided a shower would make me feel much better. Um, not so much. Let's just say I got sick and couldn't stop throwing up. Also? There is nothing like being nine months pregnant and vomiting. Riveting I say. I hope to never experience it again, and that's all I will say about that.
It took a while to recoup after that, and by then I had to really hurry to get my sorry behind in gear to get to that fabled last prenatal appointment (ever!). I dressed Cailin in her crib while she was half asleep and put her on the floor with suckie and blankie and told her to go put her shoes on. She immediately burst into tears, thinking I had forgotten her morning sippy cup of milk. "Juice! Juice!" she cried (everything is juice these days). I gave her the sippy of milk and ushered her to car and strapped her in. She was tired and obviously felt crappy.
The doctor took one look at us and asked what was wrong when we walked in (10 minutes late, I might add). I was the only patient in there. I explained Cailin was super tired and had been up late, and that I had been sick all morning. The doctor seemed very concerned. I thought maybe I would hang off her leg and beg her to make me feel better, but turns out she is a very compassionate woman. She had her staff give me the star treatment and I was in the examining room so fast my head spun (Jellybean is doing perfectly). She ordered me to go straight to the hospital for IV fluids and gravol. I could have kissed her feet. I love gravol.
Stats
Weight gain: 34lbs (how??)
Jellybean heart rate: 156 bpm
Jellybean size: BIG. measuring 39 weeks or so (doc was vague on that point)
My blood pressure: surprisingly 130/70
Cailin asked the doctor for a sucker (she would never forget that part) and I was reminded to head to the hospital right away. So I ran over to the office and picked Ryan up, who drove me once again to the hospital and dropped me off at the front doors. Cailin gave me the stick from her sucker - all done, Mommy! - as a parting gift. I texted Mom and Dad to keep them in the loop. I registered again, went up to Labor & Delivery and got a non-stress test right away. This would be the fourth time in L&D in two weeks if you've lost count.
This time though? The place was filled to the rafters with laboring women. There was one in there screaming like they were shooting a horror movie down the hall. She was scaring all the first timers. The one nurse (ONE NURSE FOR ALL THOSE WOMEN) kept apologizing for the wait for my gravol. Every time she came into my curtained room she had to run out to go help someone else. I put my feet up and laid back, glad for the rest. But eventually enough was enough. I had things to do that didn't include sitting in a busy hospital listening to the agonizing of my fellow preggos. I know it's a natural process, but it's unnerving after a while.
Eventually the nurse came back and asked me if I knew what I was in for. I got scared and told her no, what was I in for? I expected something dreadful - maybe a painful procedure, maybe an early c-section or something like that. She leaned in and whispered, "An IV." Pffffttt. Come on lady, I've had much worse than that! Bring it on! GIMME MY GRAVOL ALREADY. I'd been in there for almost two hours at that point.
She put the IV in, expecting me to flinch or cry or something. Which I didn't. I'm nothing if not a tough nut when it comes to pain (except obviously the last few weeks of this pregnancy of course - GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT). She put the sweet, sweet gravol in the IV bag and left me for a few minutes. My nausea went away almost immediately.
I was feeling moderately better when she came back and told me she needed my bed for another patient. I had to wheel my own IV pole out to the couch in the waiting room around the feet of several other (very) pregnant patients and sit myself down. I felt a little cheated. Gravol makes me super tired and I now didn't have a bed to lay in. Ugh. I sat and watched as my veins slurped down the first bag of fluid in record time. Eventually the nurse came back, started a second bag, inquired how I was feeling and lamented that there was no TV for me to watch back there. Um, okay. How about not having to sit in the waiting room while receiving fluids? Isn't that more of an inconvenience? I could give a rat's posterior about watching TV.
I watched the second bag disappear as quickly as the first. The nurse came in again and started a third bag. Holy cow! How much fluid did I need anyway? I was approaching four hours in there and hadn't been seen by a doctor yet. The nurse eventually came back and apologized for me getting the short end of the stick in treatment. They were having babies in storage rooms they were so busy and full up. So... they were going to send me home without the doctor having a look at me after all. If I still felt I needed to see him, he would be available at 8am the next morning. She stopped my IV, bandaged me and bid me adieu.
I left feeling decidedly... puffy. Jellybean's graph had been perfect, and he wasn't stressed at all, so I didn't feel that bad about leaving. If we could only get through until Wednesday without any more drama!
Nana had picked Cailin up from Ryan and had both girls downtown (Kelli is also here for a visit). Ryan picked me up at the hospital and we met the girls at home. I felt moderately better, but my stomach was still hurting. I packed a bag for Cailin and Mom whisked the girls back out to the farm. I miss my little girl whenever she is gone and I felt bad I was too sick to take care of her. I slept the entire afternoon. I felt better when I woke up. Bailey even behaved herself (as much as she is capable of anyway). It was so quiet without Cailin that night.
The next morning I got up and took my time showering and getting ready for the day. I made cupcakes for Kelli to decorate later that afternoon. I made the girls lunch while Nana went to painting class. We decorated the cupcakes. Cailin decorated her hair and after some futile attempts at cleaning her up, she had to be tossed in the bath. Nana came back to get the girls, but I wanted Cailin at home with me. So she took Kelli to get feather hair extensions and Cailin went for a long nap. It was a good day. After Cailin had gone to bed, I retreated to my comfy couch downstairs to watch a movie. And ended up being sick and unable to sleep until after 3am. Sigh.
Today was touch and go. I can honestly say the most energetic thing I did today was make french toast for dinner. The rest of the time I sat on the couch (with swollen feet up scaring the other residents) surrounded by more toys than I could possibly count. The entire living room looked like a toy store exploded in there. Cailin was all revved up and showed zero signs of napping and... didn't nap. By 6pm I begged Ryan to take her with him when he took the movies back. He did more than that - he took Cailin for a ride and was gone for two whole hours. I had a blissful nap on the couch and got some much needed rest.
Cailin doesn't let me rest very often. Whenever my eyes slam shut for a minute, she has to ask, "What Mommy doing? Mommy sleeping! Mommy sleepy?" and pokes me. Then laughs. What a comedian. She is talking so much these days. Her baby words are being replaced with real words and sometimes I'm surprised when she launches into a great long speech and that I've understood most of what she's said. When I stop and think that we'll have another one soon, our son, and that we'll get to watch him and listen to him too, my heart gets very full.
GG and Papa Ray are coming in the morning, and we can't wait to see them. Cailin especially talks about GG and 'Papa' a lot. "What GG doing? Where GG go? GG go Nana's house?" and then repeats everything except with "Papa" instead of "GG".
Technically now, it's three more sleeps til Jellybean's here. Lordy, I don't know if I'm gonna make it.